what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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