But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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