If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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