They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
