physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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