I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize