do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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