Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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