How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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