i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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