your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
