But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize