So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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