Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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