Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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