I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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