I think I am morally bankrupt
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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