i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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