Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
