You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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