I need help removing her.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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