Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i believe in u and ur pee
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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