I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
how can u be prego again
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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