Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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