so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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