I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I got inside last night via doggy door
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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