I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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