I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
we should paint friendship bongs
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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