They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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