I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I am one with the molecules
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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