I wanna bring you to show and tell
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The uberlube is also flammable
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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