your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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