its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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