My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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