Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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