Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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