She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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