I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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