idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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