I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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