I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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