i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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