Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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