Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
