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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Just took my morning after pill in the library

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• (716): View more from New York

  dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes

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• (206): View more from Washington

  In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  the head trauma was worth the blowjob.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear

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• (408): View more from California

  Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.

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