A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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