Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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