I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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