Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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