have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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