My boss' voice literally gives me gas
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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