I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Bring me that man meat
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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