glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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