I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
