you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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