At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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