I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
