after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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