It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
tell me about the fingering
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