Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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