i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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