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  If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?

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• Porksword..= Great Moments In Hookup History

  Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 4, 12 at 3:47am

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• If you're ok with me doing the popcorn box trick, sure!

  Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 2:29pm

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  • Define this trick...?

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 3, 12 at 10:19pm

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    • Guy holds the popcorn box in his lap, pokes a hole in the bottom and puts himself in the box. Offers girl popcorn and first date ice is broken!

      Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 10:40pm

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      • Mmm, hot buttered penis!

        Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 4, 12 at 5:45pm

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  • I always imagined my penis enveloped in hot popcorn and boiling butter as...unpleasant

    Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 4, 12 at 4:22pm

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• friendzone lvl 90

  Submitted by Gunslingr19 on Feb 3, 12 at 9:24pm

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• Hell yeah(: This guys a smart drunk!

  Submitted by Sydney_Rebuttal on Feb 3, 12 at 8:45pm

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• sure, and you can be mine booty that night

  Submitted by D71 on Feb 3, 12 at 1:50pm

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