I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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