Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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