Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Randomize
