I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize